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1. Good men are ugly.
2. Cute guys have lousy personalities.
3. Cute guys with good character are married.
4. Cute guys with good character and single… are poor.
5. Cute, good character, single, and rich guys… aren’t interested in us.
6. Cute, good character, single, rich, and interested in us…
Those guys are players.
7. Cute, good character, single, rich guys who are interested in us and are not players… will turn out to be gay.